A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
Oh, I really liked it she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
Dumbfounded, her date asked, What do you mean
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I was like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

Denn

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Re: Blonde joke
By: Codefenix to Denn on Tue Apr 07 2026 09:40 am

Re: Blonde joke

My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

A blonde called the fire department and said "My house is on fire, please hurry, bye!" The dispatcher said, wait, don't hang up, how do we get there? The blonde said "Well duh, the big red truck!"

lw
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